All Matches, They Said

[killercahill]

Sky Sports promised me “all US Open matches.”

What they meant, of course, was: some matches, the ones we feel like showing, and not the half of the qualifiers you were actually looking forward to. 🙃

So there I was, forced into tennis piracy. Skulking around shady ESPN streams, dodging pop-ups like they were errant forehands, hoping there might at least be some Darren on the other side of my crimes.

But no. Not even a glimpse. Just lag, ads, and a nagging sense that Sky owes me Darren at this point.

Because really — what’s the point of breaking the law if I don’t even get a Cahill cameo out of it?